is "DIFFERENT" ... - i hate cereal
- i'm fond of typing in lower caps
- i cuss a lot in my blogs (that's right beeatches.)
- i don't talk about babies. (i hate all girl babies.)
- i talk about getting fired a lot (pen 'never' gets fired)
- i'm obsessed with friendships (pen hates friends)
- i don't have any writer friends (pen has like a billion)
- i'm not married, for which i cry daily
- i live in los angeles (that's in california)
- i want to go to nicaragua, in order to meet a handsome drug lord
- i have $60,000 in school debt
- i'm overweight
- i'm 5'9 (pen is like 2ft tall)
- i am clearly not "as" obsessed w/ TV as pen (i work in reality tv, pen lives in it (it's very different)
- i'm narcissistic and over bearing, pen is neurotic and knife-weilding.
- i have a fear trigger that makes me read classical literature in order to validate my intelligence level.
- i don't juggle.
- i am not an official member of the 'nordic lass' nation
- i do not fear the sun
- i like shorts
- i like 'black orchid', pen likes kermit green
- she's obsessed with muppets, brownies, gnomes, survivor, and pez dispensers
- i am obsessed with my garden, being single, losing weight and watching Law&Order
- i am not 'born to be free'...
- i do not raise chickens
Clearly I could go on, but
- i need to go to bed
- use chapstick
- buff nails
- pluck chin hair
- floss teeth (you're proud of me right sarah?!)
- watch law&order CI.
5 comments:
i'm convinced!
seriously though, this post is hilarious. thank you and good night.
I thought you were older.
I like shorts too.
Hmm. M, so are we friends 'cause I share a number of the listed traits with Pen? (Not all, but definitely the tendency toward neuroses) Only I live closer...
so interesting that you love typing in small caps. for my name on my headshots - what i called my "brand name" when i was in the biz (ha-ha) was my name in all lower case - arial bold! concept came to me since i'm a bold petite person ; 0
miss u bunches. thanks for the comment on my blog.
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