The show has brought some questions to mind as well as left me with some sort of residual advertising desires...Here is a rough list:
1.Why do men strip?
2.Can you have an 'old soul'?
3.Beef Ribs
4.Swimming Pool
5.Money (i want it)
6.Meet-a-mate, will it work for me?
7.World Travel
8.I'm still anti-porn.
9.Did you know you can double your wrist and get your projected neck size. Then double your neck and you should get your projected waist size. Also the length of your arm span should roughly be how tall you are. My arm span is 6'. I am only 5'9. Clearly I was robbed. My wrist is 7 1/4. My neck should be 14.5...but it's 16. My waist 29- which would make me a size 14/16 minimum. Which is actually what I'm roughly working toward, when it's all said in done. Bcs clearly I am not that.
10.de ja'vu
11.I also like the word: schtuping.
12.I don't like hotwings.
13.I'm currently craving Gumbo.
6 comments:
I do believe in the idea of old souls. I also find the word "schtuping" amusing (and, it's fun to say). And now I have to go find a tape measure, because that neck/waist thing bears looking into.
I am anti-porn unless it's porn with me in it.
I'm anti-porn because I wrote an anti-porn feminist paper and it won me a scholarship that paid for some of my grad school.
I'm anti-gumbo, unless it's gumbo with kurt in it.
As I recently told the Jewish boy I've been dating, "I don't schtup, I fuck. I'm a WASP."
so by the time i got to #11 on the list, i noticed i was simultaneously rummaging for a measuring tape in the drawer. i was surprised to discover my arm span matches my height almost exactly, give or take a half inch.
i think a 29 in. waist would place you more around a size 8/10, if I'm remembering my pre-college days correctly.
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