Kermit T. Frog: long-legged, big-eyed, friendly, green, and true. Knows how to tap dance, host a newscast, and ride a bike.
Miss Piggy: blond, snout-nosed, brassy, pink. A total diva, in love with Kermit (see above), but like all Muppets, good at heart.
Gonzo the Great: short, furry, and blue. Hook-nosed and a daredevil. In love with chickens.
Fozzie Bear: Huggable joketeller, dapper sense of fashion. Wocka wocka.
Rowlf the Dog: Gruff-voiced, piano-playing mellow, cool dog.
Animal: Wild, freaky-haired drum player in chains. Grunts a lot, destroys property.
Sam the Eagle: stately bird, serious, straight-shooting. Patriotic, commanding, and reminds us some things are still sacred.
Swedish Chef: happy-go-lucky cook, food flinger, and horgey borg. Can't understand a word he's saying, but horgey borgey borgey borg. He makes the celery dance.
Bunsen: the scientist. Smart, sincere, helpful, wears a lab coat. Makes potions explode.
Beaker: sidekick to Bunsen, also wears a lab coat. Sports one fantastic hairdo. Sweet, but don't cross him. Meemeemeemeep.
6 comments:
My vote is SO TOTALLY cast. Fozzie's gon' kick all y'alls asses, boyeeeee!
This vote cast by Flavor Flav.
I love the Swedish Chef. He always makes me laugh so hard I almost horgey borgey.
Fozzie bear. No contest.
Why isn't cookie monster listed? I am sad.
perhaps cookie monster will be make an appearance in a future poll.
COOKIE!
I vote for Bunsen.
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