Saturday, September 30, 2006

Curl up and Die

The evil witch next door had her gardener trim off parts of OUR hedge that were impeaching onto her property. aka driveway. of course they picked 745AM this AM to do this. and of course my window was cracked open and my sound sensitive head was next to the open window as the electric motor shrilled away. and i could hear them chattering away in spanish and at these times i wish i'd shunned german but this is why i didn't pick spanish in my head back then- so i couldn't hear the defaming things they're saying- i mean i'm not mad that the hand of death was brushing by 2ft from me this morning but is it too much to hope that a house would fall upon HER or perhaps get carried away by flying monkeys or eaten by lions... whichever.

~M OUT.