Friday, September 22, 2006

hasta la billy

Last night when the Aitu tribe decided to throw the reward/immunity challenge, I thought, huh. I don't know if that's the best idea at the this early stage of the game? But then I thought, at what stage of the game would it be a good idea. It's risky for sure, as I suppose most political moves on Survivor are. You're very deliberately choosing which head domino to push, but what will be buried under that little avalanche of events is so not guaranteed. And it seems like the earlier in the game you choose to do something like throw a challenge, the longer the domino trail and therefore the more unreliable (and undesirable) an outcome. If anything, the sooner you vote off the most annoying (or in the this case, the most brazenly laziest) tribe member, the sooner your own little neck will be on the chopping block. Is putting up with a jackass for three, six, nine more days worth the decrease in numbers? Was Billy really that much dead weight? I, too, thought he could use a good kick in the shins for confessing outright that he saw no point in wasting energy on dumb things like, oh, food-gathering and shelter-building. But I'm not sure if it was quite the right thing to do, kicking him off so deliberately and so soon.

And I'm not sure how I feel about that Ozzy, either. He's smokin' hot, and yet, hmmm. It will depend on how he wears his cockiness throughout the course of the show. Will he be self-aware and entertaining about it like Rob Mariano, or will he be ridiculous, like John the nurse (also from Marquesas).

On the other hand, Billy! What in the world was that, during Tribal Council. He's in love with the girl from the other tribe? The one who said in an offhandedly sympathetic way, "We love you, too," when he whispered that he was the next to go? I'm kind of floored by this one. As was Jeff. Hee.

Last things: Hidden Immunity Idol? I like Yul so far, so glad he found it, but could the production staff craft some harder clues, or what. It's only week 2, for pete's sake. And then what about Adam, the whiny little white boy over on Raro's beach. I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt and assume that was starvation talking when he said building a floor for the shelter was "stupid." Um, okay. Have you seen the show? Are you living out on the island now? Let's talk again in two weeks, if you're still around, and discuss whether altering the crap-ass place you sleep at night was worth the energy you had at the beginning. Eediot. Bigger idiot, though, for voicing the opinion. Best not to rock that Survivor boat, as witnessed by the night's tribal council.

Oh, and--what about Ozzy saying that Hispanics (aside from, apparently, Billy) inherently have an outstanding work ethic? Good stereotypes are acceptable and a source of pride, whereas bad stereotypes a person shouldn't even speak out loud and/or joke about, such as over at Puka's camp? Discuss.

9 comments:

mendacious said...

i think the love that grew btw billy and that girl will last forever... even if jeff is creeped out by it.

and i can't believe I"M THE ONLY ONE SAYING ANYTHING.

penelope said...

uh, yeah! whatever happened to Survivor Fridays, wooohoooo! where did that enthusiasm go.

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penelope said...

No way!! Thanks szu-hua!!

Daniel Bruckner said...

Divided, they shall fall!!!!

I finally got to watch this week's Survivor, and yeah, talk about shooting yourself in the foot, or the head, or I guess in Billy's case, the heart.

What the fuck was that, really? I though no one could top my many embarrassing and incongruous admitions of love, but Billy really took the cake.

Thanks, Billy.

Did you see the shivers that went up the Aitu women's spines. Even I felt defiled, watching on my computer, months after the fact.

If anything came of this episode, it might be the subtle emergence of Cristine, who, and maybe I'm jumping the gun on this (oh, sorry Cristine, I forgot about you being shot in the arm), but I'm beginnging to see a little Survivor 2: OUtback Tina Wesson in her (that's Knoxville Tennessee's own Tina Wesson, word up). Though Cristine is w/o a hunky 'Colby' to nuture.

And also, Cristine was somehow allowed to smuggle a bullet onto the island. what the hell is that??? Is it any wonder aitu had fire so quickly??? Not that hard when you can rub a couple sticks toghether and sprinkle a little gun powder on top.

ANd what the fuck is up with the blacks not being able to make fire??? If you're going to be on Survivor, fucking learn how to make fire!!

Lets see, what have I learned from the first two episodes of Cook Islands....do not wear a bandana (non-survivor), you will be voted off.

Sudoku, I mean Sekou, GONE!!!
Billy, GONE!!!

Nathan, are you listening?????? Let those dreads blow in the wind, brother. Or you're next!!!!

What did I tell you about those slant eyes? Vewy stwong team.

Pen Pen, I thought about asking you, 'Of the contestants, who would you do?' But you've already answered that: Ozzy. Not bad. I'd do Flicka in a heartbeat.

PEACE OUT!!!!

penelope said...

hee.

Matt said...

I know I'm a little late to the party, but deliberately throwing a challenge so you can vote off the annoying guy so early is suicide. A) You are now down numbers-wise. B) Anyone other than Ozzy or the other guy who pulled those strings now have ammunition against fellow tribe-members post-merge. They can say, well, you better watch out for Ozzy because he made us throw a challenge to get rid of Billy, and you might be next. There is no way Ozzy or the other guy (why can't I think of his great hispanic name) win. No way.

Matt said...

I know I'm a little late to the party, but deliberately throwing a challenge so you can vote off the annoying guy so early is suicide. A) You are now down numbers-wise. B) Anyone other than Ozzy or the other guy who pulled those strings now have ammunition against fellow tribe-members post-merge. They can say, well, you better watch out for Ozzy because he made us throw a challenge to get rid of Billy, and you might be next. There is no way Ozzy or the other guy (why can't I think of his great hispanic name) win. No way.