On Today @ Work

well. i've been here for 6 hours with nothing to do. Good times! Passing the time: 1- i've done heavy emailing
2-i drew a map of the 3rd floor and mailed it to penelope for safe keeping
3- i counted, approx. how many steps from desk to kitchen 1, to the wankers office and to kitchen 2- the kitchen i'm suppose to use. my desk is in enemy territory. i am not authorized to use their kitchen even though it is 30ft away. i use it anyway. the authorized kitchen, to which we chip in for supplies and pay rent for- is 100 ft away.
4- printed old emails (printer 65ft away)APPROX 6.
5- went to get Fatburger. w/skinny fries. now that's a tasty burger.
6- chew on red straw
7- calculate how many beverages consumed so far (6)
8- blog
9- do a couple laps around the loop, end up at bathroom and kitchen at various points (6 times, possibly more)
10- vow to leave in an hour and not say anything.
11- realize that to read would imply a certain complacency. deduce that is why i can't read my novel that i brought.
12- scan desk, think about not showing up tomorrow. think about how painful it would be to accidentally staple your hand... think about what i could possibly steal, i mean "appropriate" from desk. sadly, have no use for phone.