Thursday, April 17, 2008

Today I, by Pen

Today I woke up and my lips were so dry, they hurt real bad. I used Vaseline and drank lots of water, but they are still dry and may fall right off my face. And then I had a craving for tots at dinner. Tater tots. Clearly, this culmination of events can only mean one thing.

I am Penelope Dynamite.

3 comments:

ashley said...

That's awesome.

mendacious said...

um this is what i mean when pen is being insensitive and somewhat abrasive in comparison to what i'm posting. if i was craving tater tots or in need of chapstick i might be more forgiving...

Kurt said...

I feel like a fish swimming in a dirty fish tank, unable to see what is outside and trying to be content with the gray in front of him.