Monday, May 28, 2007

shoe-who?

dear me, i regret to inform you that these are too much shoe for you. you had lusted after them for a few months- watching the price drop from $150 to an awesome $60 and it seemed just right to forgo all your usual cautionary lessons about 3" heels. i mean just look at that leather. and that hot, hot heel. you couldn't resist. i know. but you know what, you can't handle it. sure you feel like a supermodel and it rockets you up to a bangin' 6'... but be realistic- where are you going to wear them. sure they look good with your frayed jeans or a loose aline or flowly skirt that just grazes the middle of the boot... but lets be honest, walking around on the ball of your foot, working to rest on your heel like a graceful art is something you're too lazy to do right now. just because you can rock the 2" doesn't mean that you should be arrogant enough to assume the great responsibility and pain of a 3". just you know maybe give it time, think about it... try it again... take them back to nordstrom and eat the $5 shipping fee for lesson learned. and continue to bite your lip and shake your head at your cowardice. . . like somehow you just didn't try enough to make the relationship fit. like, maybe, your heart was too hard for the sacrifice no matter how much you tried to make it work.

ciao, bella. you sexy linea paolo boots. till next time.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Way cute, but I totally couldn't do the heel either.

ashley said...

Don't you want to give them another chance? It takes practice! They are SO foxy!

penelope said...

dear mendacious,

those shoes are so totally fantastic, and HELLO, you have a new job to wear them to. six feet? come on. be brave, give them another chance.

xo,
devil penelope on your shoulder

Kurt said...

i would have bought two pair.

~sarah said...

and they would be oh-so-appropriate for tea time, ren-fair forays, and even the occasional l.a. hot spot. i cannot wear most heels b/c of my innate lack of balance, so please, wear them for me. let me walk vicariously through you.

Andria said...

I thought they looked like quite the fetching kick-a$$ ren-fair boots myself. Not sure they'd be what you'd want to walk around in outside all day, but is comfort really part of the whole bustier ensemble anyway?

mendacious said...

OMG you guys! Youz devils! They will for the time remain on my nightstand in their box... for now! But i promise nothing!

(ps. ren faire?! no. hallo that's the 13th century yo! we're talking victorian pain- 19th c. all the way. a totally dif kind of suffering though equally expensive)

Anonymous said...

Semd them away. You have played with owning them. Clearly they belong on someone elses feet.

penelope said...

wear them for me, mendacious. wear them for me.

xo,
amubulatorily-challenged pen

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