Friday, May 18, 2007

double entendre

:a word or expression capable of two interpretations with one usually risqué

hypothetically speaking a conversation btw 3 people went something like this: a girl, let's call her mary, walks with a handful of strawberries. her friend, raquel, walks by her side. she offers the strawberries to 3 different boys. the first 2 boys decline. upon reaching the third boy the friend says, oh you don't want those, they're full of mary's juices.

boy: what?

mary: ignore her.

raquel: what... they're full of mary's jucies. (she means cooties)

boy: oh really? (he and mary both know it means something else)

(he takes a strawberry. puts it to his mouth and starts moving it around and playfully, seductively licking it with his tongue)

boy: mmm, yes, so good. mmm...

(mary has turned the color of her strawberry. she rolls her eyes and shakes her head. raquel is confused.)

boy: (he eats it) so so good.

mary: it's sweet isn't it. (under her breath, just like the ...)

boy: (seriously) yes it was good. sweet, just like the person who gave it to me.

mary: you see raquel, he knows how to charm all the girls.

3 comments:

Daniel Bruckner said...

WHAT?!?!?!?!!!!

Does this sort of thing happen in real life or have you been daydreaming at work again?

Are you Mary, and this is the 'boy' you're 'crazy' about??

So many questions.

Hottest blog post ever!!!

I've decided tomorrow I'm going to start up a new blog and fill it up with nothing but smut like this.

ashley said...

I would write a longer comment, but the screen is too steamed up to see.

penelope said...

ummm.... elaboration, please?? namely the who, what, where, when, and how??