Monday, January 1, 2007

things i don't ever see myself doing

Just because I'm a wuss:

1) opening a bottle of champagne
2) same principle: opening a can of Pillsbury rolls
3) driving a stick-shift car

As far as I can tell, avoiding these activities my whole life through won't leave me feeling like "something's missing," or whatever, or otherwise prevent me from self-actualization. I guess they're all good skills to have. Best leave them to braver souls, though.