Sunday, January 14, 2007

but does it squish.

K.Lo's latest phase is that she won't eat much of anything, other than the old familiars: formula, oatmeal (sometimes), yogurt (sometimes), crackers (maybe), and Cheerios. There are no fruits, no vegetables going into this child, no peas are ever given a chance. Calcium isn't so much a problem, as she has recently become an almost angry fan of Polly-o string cheese. Just don't keep her waiting too long for it, is all I'm saying.

It's not that she won't try anything new, it's just that anything she's feeding herself must pass The Squish Test. If in any way the food can be squished with one tiny baby finger and smeared across the tray, then forget it. It's to the dogs with that mess. Bender and Bailey, by the way, are loving this special time in the life of the Bug.

I've given up trying to force the kid into any of it, as the last thing I want to do is turn her off from new things altogether. She'll get it, eventually. Until then, though, there is this:

Step 1:

Small amount of food, in this case scrambled eggs cooked up special by J.Lo (aka Da-da-da) placed on tray of subject, whom we shall call K.Lo. K.Lo delicately applies index finger to food, and slowly (but with noted force) pushes down.




(Closeup, Step 1.)

Step 2: Subject looks quite pleased with self as she rejects the texture in question. Charms audience.




Step 3: To test validity of The Squish Test, a tiny piece of bacon is placed on tray, Step 1 is repeated.

Step 4: Food in question passes The Squish Test, and item is picked up by tiny baby hand.



And we have success. Item shortly thereafter makes it to subject's mouth and is taste-tested, swallowed. Again she looks quite pleased with herself, having won this round of the War on Squish.

6 comments:

ashley said...

The Squish Test is the precise reason that I do not eat lima beans. Squish. Ick.

mendacious said...

i would say ash that you have a bad case of the stripes. then i remembered that's only if like lima beans...

i shall carry out this squish method with customers.

the other day somebody asked if this is where we kept the harry potter- i said, no, we don't have any of those... i managed not to sound snide so he smiled and then i eventually caved and showed him where they were. squish.

Kim said...

Can I just say that this is pretty much how I choose my own foodstuffs? So monitor her right away for Mayonnaise Terrors (MTs) to determine if she's going to grow up with ridiculously stupid food fears like me!

Somebody's Mom said...

Such sweet photos of K-Lo. Very sensible attitude for her parents to have. She will someday eat all manner of fruits and veges.

Andria said...

I posted a long comment a few days ago -- I'm hurt it was denied by Blogger and sucked into oblivion. I will try to recapture the sentiments. . .

toooo cute! Dellaina does the exact same thing; seemingly delicately poking at her food, but with surprising force! Only, I think she likes the softer foods that make the most mess! (If not for eating, definitely for the mess factor)

Cue said...

Her early preference for cheese only betrays her (naturally) good taste. Also, her possible future affinity for MFA receptions.