Come on, this is like the time your friend e-mailed you about the TB doctor-- totally unfair! You must elaborate, mainly so I can come down there and beat up the shmoe who did this (NOT REALLY! I AM WEAK!).
them: you're always late. you brought a book to work. you did not carry a notebook around ikea. you didnot fetch us water. you didnot treat this like a big important deal.
me: i thought you hired me to do x- oh wait, wow WHAT?
oh dear god. at least it wasn't "because of your blog," or "because you seemed to be perpetually drunk on your blog," (ahem) -- at least, I fucking hope not.
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Fuck! What happened?
saw this coming
Come on, this is like the time your friend e-mailed you about the TB doctor-- totally unfair! You must elaborate, mainly so I can come down there and beat up the shmoe who did this (NOT REALLY! I AM WEAK!).
a teaser:
them: you're always late. you brought a book to work. you did not carry a notebook around ikea. you didnot fetch us water. you didnot treat this like a big important deal.
me: i thought you hired me to do x- oh wait, wow WHAT?
i'm sorry i didn't hear the phone ring--you must call me immediately after waking up tomorrow. (friday.)
gah!
That's bullshit! Do they expect you to read minds?
oh dear god. at least it wasn't "because of your blog," or "because you seemed to be perpetually drunk on your blog," (ahem) -- at least, I fucking hope not.
fuck real jobs. really.
Work is boring and hard. You're better off without it. It was dragging you down, holding you back, choking the life out of you. Congrats.
I agree with Laura.
Also, now you can write all about it. So there's that...
Damn, I'm sorry.
Am I the only one that saw this coming?
Yes, what happened??
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