"In the wild, there is no health care. In the wild, health care is, 'Ow, I hurt my leg. I can't run. A lion eats me and I'm dead.' Well, I'm not dead. I'm the lion, you're dead."
Mendacious, it is a Schrute-ism. I have many more, like this one:
"Downsizing? I have no problem with that. I have been recommending downsizing since I first got here. I even brought it up in my interview. I say, bring it on."
Now if only I could figure out where to buy the bobblehead.
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"In the wild, there is no health care. In the wild, health care is, 'Ow, I hurt my leg. I can't run. A lion eats me and I'm dead.' Well, I'm not dead. I'm the lion, you're dead."
1-spot? I haven't been to Target in a long time. I have to go.
johann:
i thought that was corporate america? is it applicable to people too...
Mendacious, it is a Schrute-ism. I have many more, like this one:
"Downsizing? I have no problem with that. I have been recommending downsizing since I first got here. I even brought it up in my interview. I say, bring it on."
oh johann, that's why i love you. thanks.
I love Schrute-isms. Heehee.
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