I want a nose job

It's something i've wanted in the last years if i ever have medical insurance, along with a battery of allergen tests. It's not that i have a horrible nose, although it does incline slightly to the left- most likely due to cramped conditions in the womb-it's bcs i can't smell well. So I want that uh, hold on let me look it up- Septoplasty- there we go. And it's not only because I can't smell but that I am chronically sinus challenged- inflammed, gum aching, ear clogging, slightly dizzy- more than once and a while... and i wonder what it would look like if they enlarged those mucus drain ducts... so that it would get clogged less often. hmm. i wonder, bcs currently i'm suffering (boo.hoo.) and have chapped lips, clogged nostrils, a throat that is raw and in danger of igniting, and teeth that feel they're about to mutiny from my gums, eyes that are about to fall back into my head and that pounding hollow chamber feeling when i change elevations.

also cuz i'm in the mood to share- the job interview went fabulously. i have to wait 2wks before i find out though- the horror of having to wait. the horror. to see if i got it or if i have to fall into despair. the pit of despair. where christopher guest is sucking the life out of me notch by notch and some albino is talking nonsense to me on a daily basis. the horror.

things done today: read phillipians (there's some good stuff in there), watered the lawn, read the divine conspiracy, phone call, email, email, phone call, eat (all inclusive), tv, tv... inhale steam, eat pineapple, drink Oj, blow nose, strategize take over of world, decide to hate humanity less but still think we pretty much deserve it- think how bad could it be when things like fruit and Princess Bride exist- oh and friends, yah, that too- oh and licorice and cable- and uh, flowers.