This poem was compiled by Kera Bolonik, from EW Magazine, using Michael Kors’ recent assessments on Project Runway. I find it deep, amusing, and deeply amusing.
It Looks Like…
Petals here, petals there
Like toilet paper caught in a windstorm
A Handi Wipe gone wrong
It’s got a pocket, it’s got a piece, it’s got a panel
It’s five dresses in one
A very ‘80s Joan Collins powerbitch dress.
But even curvy girls don’t want fins.
4 comments:
hee.
I love reliving people's sayings out of context. It's so amusing to me and sentimental for some reason.
Just ask Ash about our gift to our senior AP English professor: an entire year's worth of notes taken of his phrases in class, compiled and bounded for him. She even used them to study for the finals, because it would help her remember what books we were talking about, etc. There were some classics. I'll never forget his dream of wrestling/balancing the big Fudscicle. And "he went to Hell and back to get Helen back"
sorry for that completely random tangent. I told you it made me reminisce!
I've never seen Project Runway, but I'm leaving a comment anyway!
oh kurt, have we made you self-conscious? you've been so diligent about leaving comments on lo.co., how could my feelings ever be hurt?
:)
i think the lady,
er... i mean, kurt doth protest too much, me thinks.
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