Friday, June 30, 2006

Dear Book Club Aftermath,

To the wine, glad you're already gone.

To the chocolate rice krispie treats, you may notice your absence from this photo. It's like you never existed, really. But know that you were celebrated while you lived; in fact I may throw a parade in your honor.

And to the half-full bag of dark chocolate Hershey's kisses. You don't have long. I give it a few hours, tops.

xoxo,
Penelope with little to no self-control

6 comments:

mendacious said...

so it's not quite clear, but i can only guess the book club drove you to drink and eat chocolate? did they steal your rice krispy treats? readers want to know.

penelope said...

no no noooo, mendacious. we drank the wine TOGETHER. and mel left j-lo and i rice krispie treats (yay!), but they have long been devoured. it's those pesky pesky hershey's kisses that are calling my name presently and with insistence.

i am in love with them.

Anonymous said...

We don't really read books at Book Club. It's a front for a top secret operation.

penelope said...

books, schmooks.

Karima said...

Hershey's makes dark chocolate chips!

penelope said...

no way!!