Showing posts with label weird facts wednesday. Show all posts
Showing posts with label weird facts wednesday. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

animal fact wednesday, by m

as our show winds down... i may in fact be hard pressed to find interesting things to talk about as i will be watching really horrible movies like the scorpian king and playing scrabble. but then maybe i can talk about things i see in movies like red ants and scorpians, or of course talk about what friends do... like pose with cheetahs. and then better yet, the baboon attack that they failed to catch on tape! i warned them didn't i? i said, bring your camera, record it, we'll pay you. it'll be great. you'll get to be on our show... but no, the baboon attacked matt before he could hit record and he punched it in the face and derek threw a rock but they didn't catch that on tape either as the baboon progressed undaunted, and sarah twisted her ankle in the commotion also not caught on tape and all that's left is a benign still of a baboon with the spoils of war.



so baboons, vicious nasty creatures that they are, and most likely worse than swans, are the facts: some of them from some website:

  • A sheltered sleeping site, often on a cliff face, may be shared by as many as 800 individuals from several troops.
  • In baboon society, staring and showing of teeth are considered a threat.
  • The Hamadryas Baboon was the sacred baboon of the ancient Egyptians, often pictured on temples and monoliths as the attendant or representative of Thoth, the god of letters and scribe of the gods.
  • Baboons were mummified, entombed and associated with sun-worship. This is the only non-human primate found in Arabia. Also known as the sacred or "mantled" or Arabian baboon.
  • These animals are very social and are stressed by isolation.
  • A direct stare is a threat. To threaten in return, they will raise their eyebrows, showing their white eyelid and partially open their mouth, displaying formidable canines. Intensifying the threat, they may yawn, raise their hair, slap hands and feet on the ground, grind their teeth and scream. Fear is shown by a "grin" with no eyelid threat. They have a number of calls; alarm is given by a dog like bark.
  • Baboons are a lot like humans when it comes to male baldness. Some go bald, some do not.
  • Males are dominant over females. The winner gains dominance and access to food, water and a mate.
  • Males will often join forces to defeat a third more dominant male. Infant baboons inherit their mothers status. This means infants of a superior female can take food from a low ranking adult.
  • Baboons walk on the palms of their hands whilst chimpanzees walk on their knuckles.
  • If baboons and chimpanzees meet in the wild they will play together.
  • The baboons dog-like body, muzzle and tail gives them the name 'monkey dog.' Baboons can walk up to 5 km a day.
  • Presenting their rear is a sign of submission.
Copy from NatGeo:
There are five different species of baboons. All of them live in Africa or Arabia. Baboons are some of the world's largest monkeys, and males of different species average from 33 to 82 pounds (15 to 37 kilograms). Baboon bodies are 20 to 40 inches (60 to 102 centimeters) long, not including substantial tails of varying lengths.Baboons generally prefer savanna and other semi-arid habitats, though a few live in tropical forests.Like other Old World monkeys, baboons do not have prehensile (gripping) tails. But they can and do climb trees to sleep, eat, or look out for trouble. They spend much of their time on the ground.Baboons are opportunistic eaters and, fond of crops, become destructive pests to many African farmers. They eat fruits, grasses, seeds, bark, and roots, but also have a taste for meat. They eat birds, rodents, and even the young of larger mammals, such as antelopes and sheep.Four baboon species (i.e., chacma, olive, yellow, and Guinea) are known as the savanna baboons. These animals form large troops, composed of dozens or even hundreds of baboons, governed by a complex hierarchy that fascinates scientists. Males use shows of physical power to dominate rivals, and troop members spend endless hours carefully grooming one another to remove insects and dead skin.A fifth species, the hamadryas baboon, lives in the hills along the Red Sea coasts of Africa and Arabia. These cliff-dwelling baboons disperse to forage during the day and reconvene in much smaller groups at night.

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Animal Facts Wednesday


Instead of complaining about how many people are killed by moose each year or my own near encounters when I was a camp counselor in Alaska I decided to have another guest write in for the weird animal facts of today all about: CHICKENS.

brought to you by, Somebody's Mom and some chick from that sunset mag who looked up the facts named Elizabeth and of course the magical internet.
  1. Even without a male, hens lay eggs because hello that's what they do. Plus roosters are hella noisy. Our neighbors have roosters and I totally agree.
  2. A chicken closes its eyelids from the bottom.
  3. If you rub a chicks chest it'll totally mellow out.
  4. Fav food by chicks: wild fennel and hot green chilies: who knew they couldn't taste the spicy.
  5. Stupid hens will confuse you with a rooster.
  6. Adult hens usually lay an egg a day.
Also I'm totally for free range chicken and organic and i can't get rid of that image of how they kill chickens for fastfood places. It fairly freaks me out. Thank god I only read the kids version of FastFoodNation. Shite.

All hail chickens!

More facts if you can't get enough:
  • A hen lives an average of 5-7 years, but can live up to 20 years. She'll lay eggs her entire life, with production decreasing every year from year one."
  • Alektorophobia is the name given to "The Fear of Chickens".
  • Americans consume 8 billion chickens a year.
  • There are over 150 varieties of domestic chickens.
  • Chickens were domesticated about 8000 years ago.
  • A rooster takes 18-20 breaths a minute, a hen 30-35.
  • All domestic chickens can be genetically traced to Gallus Gallus, The Red Jungle Fowl.
  • A hen lives an average of 5-7 years, but can live up to 20 years. She'll lay eggs her entire life, with production decreasing every year from year one.
  • I think they can run like 9 miles an hour?
  • My favorite chicken is crispy chicken with ranch.
  • I have never in fact killed a chicken but I have vague memories of plucking one at a ranch. But it could've been in a book I read.

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Animal Facts Wednesday


Yes here I am again for another installment.

This is a pretty epic photo of a lemon shark. In all my research I'm still pretty creeped out by sharks. And this photo is why. And even their profile they're all grimacy and grr looking with their teeth all razer sharp and protruding out of their mouth and what not...

But sharks, yes, attacks are uncommon blah blah. And yet still everytime I go in the water I'm all shit. I hope a shark doesn't grab me and take me down. It's life affirming I guess.

Anyway I've had to do re-research sharks and I thought I'd let you know a little about them,

: lemon sharks are thee best studied sharks in the world, and yet totally not as popularly heard about. bogus. some guy has some research station in florida and it's now being decimated bcs the fuckers are putting a golf course in and destroying mangroves, where the lemon shark protect their young... whatevs.

: lemon sharks also are good at detecting prey hidden in the sand, like fish, stingrays, crustaceans.... bcs they're all good at picking up eletro-magnetic impulses... eh whatever, sharks are cool. i gotta go watch funny or die now.

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Animal Facts Wednesday


I haven't learned anything new and magical yet. ( I will consult my notes to see what I've been working on since last wednesday).

Ok, I've reviewed my notes and there is something interesting. Crocodiles really freak me out. I've mentioned before I used to have these anxiety dreams about being trapped in enclosures that were dark, muddied water, high-walled, and i knew there were alligators/crocs- i just couldn't see them... So whenever I see these reptiles I think anxiety dream. Though lately everytime I turn left over a bridge and stop under an over pass I always imagine it giving way-- but usually its in a survival note capacity. So that's a plus. Sort of.

Well anyway, crocodiles have these things called "sensory pits" which dot their entire head and it alerts them to prey with a mere impulse it sends a signal to the brain to chomp-- apparently crazy peeps all over the world who like to play with large man eating lizards can desensitize these nerve/impulses by teaching it that the signals are wrong- so prodding it with a stick for instance all over causes a short circuit in the signal thereby allowing a person to stick their head in the alligators mouth or arm... of course unless they don't do it enough then well-- you end up on our show...

So basically in the water they'll just hang out with their mouths open waiting for something to touch them and set off their impulse. Fairly cool. And I thought I didn't have anything to talk about!

ps. will get to more impt things like friends, drug addictions, storyboards, forthwith. i'm percolating.

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Animal Facts Wednesday

Sure sure I'm late. Yesterday was actually a hectic work day, that and another incident or two like a friends drug addiction and some heavy scrabble playing I was fairly mentally in frazzle mode. (to be updated forthwith)


My facts are these:

M@rlin: aka. swordfish (black, stripped, atlantic blue)

- They can reach speeds of up to 80 miles an hour.
- They can sustain speeds of 20-50 miles an hour.
-The Old Man and the Sea: he battled a blue marlin.
-They can get up to 14ft but are typically 11ft!? and can weigh up to 400lbs.

Storyboard drawn: Young man in harness, with fishing pole. Marlin leaps out of water. Spears him in the mouth, narrowly missing piercing him through the neck and only gashes the inside of his cheek and breaking some sinus walls.

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Animal Facts Wednesday, by special guest writer pen

Housefly2 May I begin by saying, *ew.* I don’t know how m can write these things every week in such a kind and generous way. Acknowledging that undomesticated animals are all beautiful and complex and integral to our ecosystem and whatnot. This week, we are talking about a housefly. Because, as previously mentioned, there a lot of houseflies in my house at the moment. I do not know why. I still have visions of poisoned rats littering the space underneath our deck, though I have no logical explanation for how these theoretical creatures would have gotten there. And it’s not like it smells or anything—I have smelled a dead, poisoned rat or two in my day, and there ain’t no mistaking. (Plus, I looked under the deck. No rats. No dog poop, either.) But the flies are on the slow and sluggish side. At least slow and sluggish enough that they appear to be having a coffee hour of sorts, or maybe a book club meeting, like the French door windows are just the place to be at the mo, to meet, and hang, and discuss. I will say that a) their presence has diminished somewhat in the past three days and b) I still have no viable theories as to their presence. Or c) how to get them the fuck out of my house.

Housefly1BUT, houseflies are wonderful and magical, people. It’s true. And I am here to convince you of this truth with the following facts (courtesy of the wiki):

  • Adult flies are 6-9 mm long.
  • Female flies are slightly bigger than males.
  • They are primarily gray (thorax) with 4 dark longitudinal lines on their backs.
  • Their bellies are yellow. Yellow-bellies! Ha. Ahem.
  • They are covered in hair.
  • Female flies have a larger space btw their compound eyes.
  • Their compound eyes are RED.
  • They have one pair of wings, but also hind “halteres,” which balance them in flight.
  • EACH female fly can lay 9000 eggs, which are white and 1.2 mm long.
  • They are born as MAGGOTS, and live and feed in things like garbage and shit.
  • After a week of being a maggot, they crawl to a cool, dry place where they transform into pupae, and then into a HOUSEFLY.
  • They don’t grow after becoming a housefly. If you see a small housefly, it just didn’t get enough to eat while it was a young maggot.
  • After 36 hours of being a housefly, females are ready to breed.
  • Females usually only mate once, store the sperm and use it for multiple egg-layings.
  • Male flies are territorial. Shocker.
  • Flies need warmth.
  • Flies take in liquid food only. They spit on solids for pre-digestion, and then suck it up.
  • Flies can walk on walls and ceilings. Glands near their feet secrete liquids that create a surface tension, making said wall-walking possible.
  • When they’re not flying around, they’re preening. They like to preen.
  • Fly swatters have HOLES in them to lower air resistance, which would clue in the fly to its fate.
  • Flies have been around like, forever, but the real housefly evolved about just 65 million years ago.
  • In colder places, houseflies can only survive around humans.
  • They can carry diseases aplenty. Typhoid. Dysentery. Anthrax. Stuff like that. Parasitic and bacterial diseases, viruses. You name it.
  • They eat constantly, and poop constantly, which helps them to be such good disease carriers and filth perpetuators.
  • They can fly for several miles!
  • Houseflies are active in the day, and sleep at night.

 Housefly3

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Animal Facts Wednesday

Rabies.
I had to do a search for rabid animalpics and it was totally a downer. Especially with the proviso of 100% FATAL to humans. Yikes! Which led me to a disturbing video or two of actual people doomed to die who had it. Gross. UGH. Damn internet. Another reason I suppose we can have affection for our government here in the US is that they do go thru a great deal of effort to vaccinate wild life populations so that it becomes increasingly rare for people to contract it via domesticated animals HERE... because once signs appear you're deadzo. Though i do know here in SCali rabies is alive and well in the angeles crest forest- squirrels and bats you know. Ah well. Which is why people are always like if you get bitten ensue panic, capture the animal... whose fate is never anything other than death, bcs well you know animal dead is better than you dead. Reading about things like this makes me trepidacious about living. And doubly so of rescuing animals who look ill.

Part of my vaccine retenue for central america did include rabies vaccine but the deep discount price for a vial is $171. So by not doing it suddenly you feel your kissing caution to the wind. But my mind was immediately put to rest when I read on the CDC (i've grown to love them by the way) that the vaccine only buys you 24 hours-- and then still another 4/5 shot round. Either way. So don't get it: get bitten: get shots. Get it: get bitten: get shots... so there you go.

Here's some rabies info should you want to keep reading about things that go bump in the night:
  • There are 2 forms of rabies: dumb and furious (fairly awesome categorization names). dumb rabies is actually the more common form.
  • Rabies free zone: Ireland, Taiwan, Japan, Hawaii, Mauritius, Barbados and Guam
  • Dogs are the most common domestic carrier.
  • Racoons are 50% of possible victims but bats are where its at for most all the initial trouble.
  • World Rabies day: September 28th
  • Vaccinate your pets.
  • Meredith on the Office contracted Rabies.
http://www.cdc.gov/rabies/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabies

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Animal Facts Wednesday

~Did you know cows can drink about 35 lbs of water a day?
~They also spend about 7-8 hours chewing their food-- you know ruminating... uh huh.
~There's evidence of their domestication going as far back as 6500 bc.
~There are over 800 breeds of cattle.

Bonus: 2nd AFW

Geese have serrated bills and make excellent watchdogs- I think they also eat ticks and snails so that's a plus.

Way more cowfacts from the magical internet:
>> # A cow stands up and sits down about 14 times a day.
>> # A cow that weighs 1000 pound can produce an average 10 tons of manure every year.
>> # A cow usually spends 6-7 hours in day eating cud and around 8 hours on chewing it.
>> # Almost all the cows chew at least 50 times per minute.
>> # An average cow has more than 40,000 jaw movements in a day.
>> # An average cow produces 30 lbs of urine and 65 lbs pounds of feces daily.
>> # Cows are venerated in the Hindu religion of India.
>> # Cows can drink up to 35 gallons of water a day.
>> # Cows do not bite grass; rather they curl their tongue around it.
>> # Cows have a single stomach, but four digestive compartments.
>> # Cows have almost total 360-degree panoramic vision.
>> # Cows have an acute sense of smell and can smell something up to 6 miles away.
>> # Cows produce around 90 percent of the milk in the world.
>> # Dairy cows can produce up to 125 lbs of saliva a day.
>> # The average body temperature of a cow is 101.5°F.

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Weird Facts Wednesday, by M

It's been a slow week of miscellaneous fact finding information but recent searches included:

Tiger claws can expand to about 4". Their canines can be the length of your middle finger. And they have the bite force of 1000psi.

I am tired of researching about bulls... I mean all I can find about their horns is that they're sharp. How sharp? I have no idea... probably as a knife... but still there's no conclusive information out there.

And I'm a little itchy about having the typhoid virus floating around in my system. Go-super power-immunity-go!

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Weird Facts Wednesday

Well, I was surprised to learn that lions only live on average of 8-10 years in the wild. In captivity they can live over 20. But they're not endangered perse the way that tigers are- which coincidentally are the largest cat in the kingdom.

My cat Marley is tucked on the corner of my couchchair with me waiting for the lights to get dark, arm outstretched. He has just sighed and slumped his head down.

My cat Animal going on her 15th year at least is curled up on my bed. She will not be pleased when I go to get in it. There must have been some narrow squishing kicking incidents as I am a tosser/turner... Marley has learned better and curls up on the edge of the bed so he can spring at any moment or claw me in the face (gently) when he wants me to get up.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Weird Facts Wednesday


Mules are smarter than horses. And apparently mule racing is popular in Brazil and all over the southwest... some mules run faster than arabians and thoroughbreds. They are however, usually sterile but are the result of a mare breeding with a donkey /"jack".

Who knew...

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Weird Facts Wednesday

What Bird has the Most Feathers:

The Whistling Swan, Cygnus columbianus. In winter it can have as many as 25000.

Did you know that antlers are made of bone? They grow rapidly because they are nourished by a thing called "Velvet"- which is a velvety growth which has a patchwork of blood vessels that feed it. When the season for growth is over the blood flow is cut off at the base of the antler and the velvet is shed. In addition the antlers and their size are an indication of the bucks health because they need so much calcium and food resources in order to support such a system of antlers, the bigger the healthier. They shed them because there's no way they could survive winter having to support both their bodies and their racks.

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Weird Facts Wednesday

The land ANIMAL that has the largest EYES are:

yes, you guessed it, the MIGHTY OSTRICH. (their eyes are 2"across)

This last week I've learned about: how horses see, muscle makeup of gorillas (again), fish harness equipment for deep sea fishing, antlers, bulls, their horns, polar bears, their bouyancy.

Bonus FACT:

How many deaths have occurred at the running of the bulls in Pamplona Spain since 1924?
When was the last death? 2003 (an expert runner, 63)... the most dramatic and only american to die however was in 1995- gored straight thru and he was only 22.

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Weird Facts Wednesday

See I told you I'd forget. Thanks mom.

Just for you: Sharks pee through their skin, and they smell heavily of ammonia when they're dead. Also Horses can kick with a force equal to 1ton of pressure. For instance a small colt, can bend a quarter in 1/2 quite easily with a play kick.