lastly,

This utterly ridiculous photo series. 

Us: "Look, an old tree ladder!"

Look, J.Lo made it to the top of the tree ladder!

Him, half-jokingly, because Penelope + situations requiring coordination = notsomuch: 

"You should try it!"

Me: "Yes. I'm going to try it. Why not!

So how much pressure can I put on this thing...?"

Look, Penelope broke the old tree ladder. 

Look, Penelope fell on her face.

Only Penelope.

And that about sums it up.