This utterly ridiculous photo series.
Us: "Look, an old tree ladder!"
Look, J.Lo made it to the top of the tree ladder!
Him, half-jokingly, because Penelope + situations requiring coordination = notsomuch:
"You should try it!"
Me: "Yes. I'm going to try it. Why not!
So how much pressure can I put on this thing...?"
Look, Penelope broke the old tree ladder.
Look, Penelope fell on her face.
And that about sums it up.