jalepeno

clearly this title belongs to penelope but mendacious has more to say. jalepeno fingers is kind of like inhaling pepper through your nose or thinking, yes, bleach and ammonia together are harmless. but honestly i never would have thought- jalepeno = finger burning, blindness and firey hot death. like deep dark wide abyss. some things should carry warning labels. like apples have those little labels i love to peel off... and stick onto various things, jalepeno label= caution, contents are hot, may cause blindness or enlightment-> depending on if you have a helpful but enigmatic spirit guide or an evil kung fu master.

the best of the weekend:

Shaun of the Dead-> commentary on the comatose nature of the post- 20'something, with hi-larity and hi-drama. it's like deep and if you think about it, totally revelatory.

Poirot-> on A&E. how can you not love a french man solving murders, saving the heiress so she can marry the good doctor who's been secretly in love with her all these years, and she gets to collect her fortune.

Planting snap-dragons.

Feeding a white pigeon in dappled light, atop a fountain. (the bird, not i)

Bargained my way to a beautiful but itchy new sweater and a courdory jacket.

A phone call about a potential job, an email about another job lead. And a meeting involving my portfolio with said potential 3 wk job.

Purchasing tickets to New York and North Carolina.

The possibility of multiple new outfits and maybe, a way to pay for them.

-->I could go on and on bcs i've had THAT MUCH iced-tea.

nope, nevermind, a sherlock holmes mystery is on, that or miss congeniality. i can't decide.

sincerely, mendacious.

(ps. mom says she was cutting a pepper once when her finger started to burn, so she put her finger in her mouth to stop the burning. clever i say. clever.)