Monday, March 21, 2005

Dear Midol,

Why is it that you include caffeine in your product? All logic says that a) caffeine gives one an energy boost, yes, but that b) the caffeine high lasts only so long and inevitably results in a crash. Pre-menstrual women do not need any further crashes to our system. Additionally, should one not be so used to the caffeine high, such a "medicine" will simply cause the jitters before the crash. And we do not need the jitters.

I spent the entire morning with the shakes. If someone were to ask me a question I didn't know the answer to, I might very well have burst into tears, just to release energy.

Furthermore, if an individual historically does experience positive effects from caffeine, why wouldn't they just drink coffee, tea, or Coca-Cola?

Have you considered, rather than caffeine, an additive of quaaludes? It might make the world a happier place. Just a thought.

Sincerely,
Concerned Consumer

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