Thursday, April 2, 2009

why exactly wearing glasses = a giant pain

image If you wear glasses all the time and are used to it, it’s a different story. If you’ve been wearing contacts pretty much all day, every day since you were in the 8th grade up through until your 30’s, having to wear glasses all of a sudden, all the time, is not cool.

It’s not the style. The last time I had pinkeye, in 2001, it became a terrible infection precisely because I was so resistant to wearing glasses, resulting in at least 4 weeks of misery, and so from then on, I made sure to have a pair of glasses that were cool, to address the vanity situation, the whole feeling of “I am my former geeky 6th-grader self.” So I’ve got cool glasses. I don’t feel *totally* me in them, but they work. I haven’t really given it too much thought, venturing out in public the past few days.

But here are the issues:

  • First and foremost, a ginormous headache. Medicine takes the edge off, but it still nags all day.
  • The rain. And of course it is pouring. Drips and drops all over my lenses. Highly inconvenient.
  • The sun. What exactly am I supposed to do about shades? Also, it just feels brighter and more blinding in general.
  • Sight. It’s not the same. I can’t, as Andria mentioned in an email, see the leaves on the trees. And, looking over and under the frames, it’s all a blur. Contacts are simply a more logical and comprehensive solution to the problem of bad sight.
  • The children do not respect glasses. At least, the one and a half year old child does not. He’ll head-butt you anyway, do you really want to worry about whether your glasses will break? No.
  • Driving. Feels just slightly trippy, slightly off. Not quite *dangerous,* but still.
  • Reading. With aforementioned headaches, I’m not into it at the moment.
  • Dry eyes. All that air swirling around on my eyeballs. Why.
  • Waiting. I just feel like, until I can wear contacts again, a lot of life is on hold. Ridiculous, perhaps, but true. It’s the headache, the dry eyes, the overall off-ness.

Whatever. I’m putting those suckers back in by the weekend.

4 comments:

and the dust and grease on the glasses is the pits said...

I had pink eye a couple of years ago and the doctor said I could wear my contacts. (but also gave me a note to be off work for two days; Score/!)
So why can't you wear the contacts?

penelope said...

what? i can wear the contacts??

i didn't actually ask the doctor. the last time i had it, it just got so bad, and would not improve, because the contacts were reinfecting the eye every time i put them in? this time it's nowhere near that bad... i don't know. i'm thinking i'll suffer through one more day.

maybe i should call and ask.

except, then what would i whine, er, blog about? :)

almost anonymous said...

I run into some of the same things when I wear glasses, so I usually end up trying to pick cloudy days (so often in So. Cal.) without rain. Ha.

Although I have put on my sunglasses over my glasses while I'm driving. I don't think it's obvious from another car, and if it is...who cares?

Maybe you'd have to do a deep clean and/or toss the contacts if you end up wearing them.

Niki said...

Driving at night in glasses is even trippier than driving in the day. I won't even attempt it anymore.

Also sucky is when you try to lie on the couch and watch tv. Damn frames get in the way from a comfortable lean.

Hope you are back to contacts (assume you are since am like 2 years late commenting and all)!!