Reasons why Mendacious is a Jackass:
Following the conditions of "nothing" since the 2 year marker: ie. fame-whore
1: She worked for Paramount and we got to make asses out of ourselves in front of Kiefer Sutherland (yum). Who said he was an animal basking in the sun? Oh yes, that's right. You did. Also, Free Movies and a visit to Dr. Frickin' Phil. Come on, remember the free muffins and coffee? How could that not be a good time?
2: May I remind you that you went to Turkey? Seriously. You went to Turkey. You have also been to Ireland. (Jackass).
3: Following, you worked at Bunim-Murray and got to Log "The Inferno II"... How is that not cool? Or at the very least the beginning of something cool? (Do the Good Guys win? No, don't tell me.)
Just because you're neither married, nor pregnant, nor purchasing a house does not give you absolute rights on the absence of landmarks, certainly less dazzling landmarks, but you're still a Jackass.
2 comments:
Heeheehee, that's funny, almost like I wrote it myself.
i know. weird.
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