79. Pretend you're dumb, like the girl down the row, thus making you less sensitive to customer attitude and your own mistakes.
78. Think of other places you've been, i.e. London, Chicago, Paris.
77. Plan what you'll eat for lunch or dinner, whatever's next.
76. Become obsessed, in the manner of an all-consuming cold, by your latest pregnancy symptoms.
75. Perform sock puppet shows starring you and choice customers.
74. Motivate self: kid will be spazzy if you're too spazzy during pregnancy.
73. REMEMBER THE BENEFITS.
72. Invent alternative cocktails, in addition to The Warm Bath.
71. Pretend you just got lost on the way to the grocery store and simply, temporariliy, landed at this desk.
70. Pretend you're on a show like "Candid Camera" (shouldn't be hard), and it's all a colossal joke.
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