There are things in this life I do not understand. Here is what plagues me lately:
1. Why it is necessary for humans to exercise. I mean, besides the fact that modern humans in industrialized countries spend much of their day sitting on their asses. Besides that. Exercise is boring. And I hurt.
2. Why I picked writing as my “major.” Major malfunction, more like. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I love writing and all, and I don’t necessarily regret the period of idiocy in my life that caused me to choose “writing.” I think I’m just ready to use a different part of my brain. If it still exists.
3. Mean people. I do not understand them. Like people who read your blog all the time and can’t be bothered with you in real life? I mean clearly they don’t really care about you. They think you’re boring or horrible and don’t want to hang out. But yet, they continue to read your blog! Baffling. And I know several people who do this, with a few different blogs.
4. Why exactly I’m choosing to let K.Lo play with her cupcake and get it all over her cardboard nesting boxes, when it’s going to be a super-duper mess to clean up later. Actually, I do know why, on that one. Because she’s happy.
6 comments:
I agree - why couldn't we all be born with great bodies and great metabolism?!
Don't get burned out! Has your secret club not restored some faith and enthusiasm?
I despise mean people. They are so unnecessary. Why couldn't they get the bad bodies and go be miserable somewhere else? I wish we lived closer together - I'd totally hang out with you IRL! ;)
Cupcakes make people happy. Dellaina even had a shirt that said so. I loved it. Why can't we just sit and eat cupcakes and be happy?
The secret club has restored much faith and enthusiasm! But... and perhaps this is a different blog. I was talking to someone at a party this weekend who is a statistician, and I was kind of jealous? And then I remembered how good I used to be at math and science. It was all very strange...
We would totally hang out if we lived close by! :) And eat cupcakes.
sort of ominous about a different part of your brain needing to be engaged... good, and it makes sense, and i think that it explains a lot...about moving in a different direction or finding a new way to access old interests with kickass skills...so that you don't lose that part of yourself...
and yet i feel like somebody just lightly singed me with a hot poker.
awwww, m! you know i shall never abandon thee, and that includes our blog.
i just need to find a way to do math. or something. without counting my fingers and toes. tell you what, send me a book about frogs or calculus for christmas, either one, and i'll be satisfied.
1) we like the torture
2) how our mommy brains aren't mush is beyond me and how you can write the 2817204987 blogs you do is a mystery to me... you are a good writer, so there.
3) i read your blogs and love ya! screw the rest of 'em!
4) happiness is a child with a cupcake... ALWAYS... i want a cupcake... where's mine?
I majored in English with a Creative Writing emphasis. SO useful.
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