As you know, In-N-Out prints discreet references to Bible verses on their paper utensils. The print is small and out of the way, and only contains the book, chapter and verse numbers.
* Burger and cheeseburger wrappers Revelation 3:20—"Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me."
* Beverage cups and antenna toppers John 3:16—"For God so loved the world that He gave His only Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have eternal life."
* Milkshake cups Proverbs 3:5—"Trust in the Lord with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding."
* Double-Double wrapper Nahum 1:7—"The Lord is good, a stronghold in the day of trouble; He knows those who take refuge in Him."
* Paper water cups John 14:6 —"Jesus answered, 'I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Me.'"
ah, very thourough examination kurt. especially that nahum reference. i didn't even remember that being a book in the bible- all i've ever looked at is the basic drink cup- i was going to point out that jon took my money- and he was jesus' beloved.
++ i would love to sit down and have a double/double with jesus. we could share the fries. and i'd let him have my chocolate shake.
As you know, In-N-Out prints discreet references to Bible verses on their paper utensils. The print is small and out of the way, and only contains the book, chapter and verse numbers.
ReplyDelete* Burger and cheeseburger wrappers
Revelation 3:20—"Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me."
* Beverage cups and antenna toppers
John 3:16—"For God so loved the world that He gave His only Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have eternal life."
* Milkshake cups
Proverbs 3:5—"Trust in the Lord with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding."
* Double-Double wrapper
Nahum 1:7—"The Lord is good, a stronghold in the day of trouble; He knows those who take refuge in Him."
* Paper water cups
John 14:6 —"Jesus answered, 'I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Me.'"
All I have to say about this is, jesus. And, I could sort of go for a milkshake.
ReplyDeleteAm also tempted to send letters to the churches in NC proclaiming that Jesus lives in their house to say, "try the In-N-Out Burger instead."
ah, very thourough examination kurt. especially that nahum reference. i didn't even remember that being a book in the bible- all i've ever looked at is the basic drink cup- i was going to point out that jon took my money- and he was jesus' beloved.
ReplyDelete++ i would love to sit down and have a double/double with jesus. we could share the fries. and i'd let him have my chocolate shake.
You guys wanna come over to my place for a cookout?
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh, I don't believe it! Wait,
ReplyDeleteWhen Jesus called out your order, did he say, 'eight-zero-four,' or 'eight-oh-four'?
And when you used the coke machine, did it take a long time for the ice to come out? And when it did, did it pour out an insane amount?
Please, I've gotta know, I just gotta.
I got served by Fernando. What religion is that?
ReplyDeleteI THINK it's the religion of ABBA. If you recall that one song, where she sings to him. Tis' beautiful sweet.
ReplyDelete(Please stay away from the cookout- just in case.)
I like fries.
ReplyDeleteOr, it's like that line from my fav movie ever: "No one fucks with the jesus."
ReplyDelete"Eight year olds, dude"
ReplyDelete"What's a pederass?"
ReplyDelete"Shut the fuck up, Donny"
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