
When Jessica Simpson sings, "These bites are made for poppin'," on the Pizza Hut commercial, it sounds like, "These bites are made for bobpin'." And I can't decide if this makes me cringe, or if I want to forevermore sing every word that begins with a "p" like it begins with a "b."
 
Where to start?
ReplyDeleteI, for one, hate the way that Jessica Simpson and Britney Spears sing in the back of their throats. And just for the record, I don't think your effing pizza is sexy, Jessica.
ReplyDeletei want her to feed me. I'm sorry...but I do.
ReplyDeleteew. on all counts.
ReplyDeletein the words of the wayans bros, "HATED IT!"
ReplyDeleteIs it wrong that I like the Miss Piggy version of the commercial more?
ReplyDeleteMiss Piggy beats Jessica Simpson and Britney Spears together any day.
ReplyDeleteHands down. (In whatever color of santiny glove Miss P happens to wear at the time.)