tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8602217.post6000844101706928525..comments2023-11-05T00:24:24.220-07:00Comments on the (mis) adventures of penelope and mendacious: hi you,schuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11656985234113370879noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8602217.post-68752607253591462902012-03-05T05:46:12.990-08:002012-03-05T05:46:12.990-08:00oh bruckner! don't worry. i'll become my h...oh bruckner! don't worry. i'll become my happy optimistic self in no time- skipping through roses, defeating the forces of darkness, taking in orphan kittens, and indoctrinating children with love and kindness on a daily basis- not to mention, flaunting the beach thing 24/7, protesting the dogfarm, and obviously looking for the love of my life... all while downloading my favorite movies, meditating, doing yoga and making heart shapes in my latte foam. <br /><br />(i mean honestly how could you never have noticed. also i prefer the term realist.)schuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11656985234113370879noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8602217.post-87547957962219744422012-03-05T01:24:56.649-08:002012-03-05T01:24:56.649-08:00My God, woman. I never realized what a pessimist ...My God, woman. I never realized what a pessimist you are. I mean, there have been some indications along the years, but I could have never imagined it was to this extent. Yes, things are not perfect over there on fantasy island. But that's the thing, you are on fantasy island! You are apart of a new reality now. A brand spanking new experience. And here I am, sitting in my boxers reading blogs again. If I could snap my fingers and change positions with you I would. Actually, let me try that and see if it works.<br /><br />{snaps fingers}<br /><br />It didn't.Daniel Brucknerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08538874878949388396noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8602217.post-65095065483809674022012-03-04T13:56:30.647-08:002012-03-04T13:56:30.647-08:00Grrr, the cat!Grrr, the cat!somebody's momnoreply@blogger.com